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A kinmd deed which goes wrong.
Inviting the intersex person Krytelline Aphrodite for an interview then discovering s/he had jutting teeth with one missing causing incomprehensibility.
DOGKNOT by hylas 2002 August 1, 2003
Words you can keep
"Any male with a sack
cliff meyer has a dog knot
dogknot by Cursive March 14, 2005

dongknot 

if two guys stood really close to each other naked and tied their penises in a knot, you would have a dongknot.
tom accidentally stood too close to ben and they formed a dongknot.
dongknot by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

Dog Knot 

When a dog is having sex with another dog they lock up. And the male is hung inside the female dog(bitch) until the male unleashes his came.
Hey BB can I dogknot you?

Linda: How's you're day doing Sara?
Sara: It's going good, I got dog knotted just about a hour ago.
Dog Knot by RunsTD May 19, 2018

dog knot 

In engineering, an enlarged section of a rod or pipe to retain it in a hole.
In biology. The inflation of the carpus cavernosum of a dogs penis during intercourse.
"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose."
dog knot by Julie Groman April 26, 2003

dog knot 

TO be tied to a woman like to dogs humping.
I was hammering her in the back set and the cops pulled up and we were in a dog knot trying to get off each other
dog knot by elunchmeat September 3, 2006

dogknobing

To Suck a Dog Off and let it cum in ur mouth
Josh Bowman Is A Dogknobber
dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 30, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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