Walking a woman’s dog during the daytime in the vain hope that she’ll start to think of you as a potential sexual partner, even though she already has one.
(Who is the bitch?? YOU’re the bitch)
“I’ve been doggying Vanessa for three weeks and I think she’s about to notice me as a man and invite me in for a drink.”
n. An odd fellow, doggydog has an unusual affinity for pasta. When he's not wolfing down strawberries or lasagna, he's off making money off of his "potato" scam.
I thought a stranger was trying to kill me, but it was only doggydog stabbing me with a butcher knife.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.