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In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?
If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.
Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022
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A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.
Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:
dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

doggyfresh

A typical person who lies for no apparent reason.
Man 1- I just won a billion dollars from the lottery
Man 2- Cmon really, stop being a doggyfresh
doggyfresh by _13itch October 19, 2017

Robert Doggart 

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.
Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

mrs doggart 

Her name sound like a boring ENGLISH TEACHER which is in love with books and is still a Virgin eventhough she is like 50 years old.
Is Mrs doggart even alive?
mrs doggart by Goooodffff December 14, 2017

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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