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Dog In A Bathtub 

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub
"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"
Word of the Day on December 7, 2021

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.
Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

dog in a bag 

The latest fad for hollywood celebrities trying to be seen as fashionable.

Comes from the trend for celebrities to carry around their dogs every where they go in handbags.
This years "dog in a bag" is having babies.
dog in a bag by Adam Turnbull October 14, 2005

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!
dog in the meathouse by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.
I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.
Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Dog in heat 

When a female dog is "ripe" for mating with a male dog. This term is also applied to humans when a female is horny she may be considered "in heat"
Guy 1: "That girl practically ripped your clothes off at the bar!"

Guy 2: "I dont know what to say man, she was like a dog in heat!"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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