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thats a real cute dog god
dog god by jfdj May 2, 2018
Words you can keep

Dog is God 

Dog is god. No Denying it
YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am
Dog is God by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021

God dog it 

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say
God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it
God dog it by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023
A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.
God dog I didn't think he would do it!
God dog by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011

Ur god a dog 

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself
Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy
Ur god a dog by JesusChrist8 May 12, 2018

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws 

It’s the same forwards and backwards
swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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