Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

Does this make me look fat? by Tettster October 29, 2003

Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!

Does this make me look fat? by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

does this shirt make me look fat 

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

does this shirt make me look fat by mike lemon May 3, 2009

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat by Not a heather January 16, 2022