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The definition of a Doench there’s only one way going about this most likely is a 55 short guy with a receding hairline where his glasses has a driving job and has a very high temperament but sometimes can be funny that’s about it and they probably have a name that starts with K or something anyways, there’s not much to say about it Doench
man Doench is a cool guy
doench by cool guy66 September 9, 2023
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drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.
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doench • Dench • drench • drenched • doechii • donch • donncha • denched • donche • Drenchy
If something is good, but you want to holla at this fact.
Dench-o.

To Dencho;
I dencho, you dencho, he/she/it denchos, we all dencho
Izzy: Wow guys, look at this composition i've just written.
Eugenio: Dencho

Person 1: Woah, look at that hot chick!
Person 2: She's amazeballs, dencho.
Dencho by MrsMozart February 20, 2013

dry to drenched 

When the Vaginal region is excited and goes from the baron desert wastelands to the full roaring river of the Amazon in seconds.
When I get her back in the room and play a little Ginuwine she goes dry to drenched!

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

downchuck 

The kind of opposite of upchucking. When you vomit a bit, and you accidentally swallow it. Leaves nasty taste in your mouth, and it can often happen many times if you are hungover.
Guy 1: "Damn it, after that massive party I fucking downchucked like 8 times"
Guy 2: "That's nasty"
downchuck by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

Dench Sausage 

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.
A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.
Dench Sausage by BigBean January 14, 2015
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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