donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 25, 2010

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Customized version of a douche bag just making the word more exciting and insulting.

You stupid donche bag.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

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Donch

A word that can be used to replace nearly any verb or adjective.

So I was donching this girl

or

Are you donching me?

by Cpt Donch May 02, 2009

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donch

to mess something up

We couldn't go to the party because Roman had to be a donch.

by Roman Zaremba March 04, 2004

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Donch

to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.

Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.

by Donchy Kong July 04, 2010

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