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Douchability 

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010

dankability 

Dankability is the scale in which you determine the quality of something. The higher the dankability the better the quality.
Winning the lottery is Extreme Dankability.
Getting robbed by a friend has a Low Dankability.
dankability by JT54 January 3, 2009

rockability 

totally rockable YO. Makes you want to say 'rock on' and bang your head.
"what did you think of the concert?"
"ROCKABILITY!" *headbangs*

duckablility 

duckability means the ability to transfrom into a duck
guy1:hey dude why are you a duck
guy2:well someone used there duckablility to make one
duckablility by duckable September 7, 2020

Rockability Rating (R.R.) 

A scale of rockability from 1-10, one being the lowest and ten the highest.
Listen's rockability rating is at a healthy 8 today, whoooo!

doability 

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
doability by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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