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Douchability 

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010

dankability 

Dankability is the scale in which you determine the quality of something. The higher the dankability the better the quality.
Winning the lottery is Extreme Dankability.
Getting robbed by a friend has a Low Dankability.
dankability by JT54 January 3, 2009

rockability 

totally rockable YO. Makes you want to say 'rock on' and bang your head.
"what did you think of the concert?"
"ROCKABILITY!" *headbangs*

duckablility 

duckability means the ability to transfrom into a duck
guy1:hey dude why are you a duck
guy2:well someone used there duckablility to make one
duckablility by duckable September 7, 2020

Rockability Rating (R.R.) 

A scale of rockability from 1-10, one being the lowest and ten the highest.
Listen's rockability rating is at a healthy 8 today, whoooo!

doability 

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
doability by michael foolsley November 24, 2009