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dankability 

Dankability is the scale in which you determine the quality of something. The higher the dankability the better the quality.
Winning the lottery is Extreme Dankability.
Getting robbed by a friend has a Low Dankability.
dankability by JT54 January 3, 2009
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plausible deniability

A condition in which a subject can safely and believeably deny knowledge of any particular truth that may exist because the subject is deliberately made unaware of said truth so as to benefit or shield the subject from any responsibility associated through the knowledge of such truth.
The CIA black ops division undertakes dangerous and usually what would be considered illegal missions that are not officially sanctioned by the US administration so that the administration, which usually benefits from such missions, can safely dissavow any knowledge of them in the event of their publically uncovered success or failure. The administration is in the position of plausible deniability towards the CIA's actions.

dateability 

The degree of "the quality of being dateable" that one possesses.

How attractive that person is to their desired sex.

i.e. How likely a third party would want to date that person.
<Matthew> Sure she's hot, but her high dateability is questionable when you start to know of her outlandish obsessions.

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<CharlesLivingston> Listing "computing" as your main interests on Facebook negatively affects your dateability!
dateability by Matthew1471 March 16, 2008

pawsible deniability 

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.
Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

Drinkability 

A poorly made beer that is mass produced and is watered down. This cross between an adjective and an adverb is used as a marketing scheme to get people who are not looking for flavor in beer, but simply want to guzzle down this pathetic excuse of "beer" so they can get drunk off of a pilsner that only has 3 percent alcohol by volume. Thus, a "beer" with this kind of label is without flavor and character and should not be consumed by humans who have dignity.
The best part about Bud Light is that it has "superior drinkability" so you don't have to taste the urine for very long as you chug it.
Drinkability by Razzmatazzz March 7, 2010

Dancabilty 

The ability to tell whether a song can be danced to.
Benni Bennasi's new song is brilliant its great to dance to, its got such dancabilty.
Dancabilty by Phoenos December 20, 2008

dabability 

A measurement of how sick a beat is, how awesome something is, or how good a burn was. Not having dababilty being unworthy of a dab or celebration and dabability meaning it is deservable of many dabs and praise.
Kendrick Lamar's new album had a high dabability, the beats in almost every song caused my body to move and my arms to dab.
dabability by cm1710 June 9, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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