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dickgobbler 

A bitch who sucks dick waaayyyy to much. Gobbles that shit like a turkey.
Nancy is a dickgobbler. She sucked Mufa's dick for breakfast lunch & dinnah. That bitch a turkey!
dickgobbler by Mufa September 21, 2006

Cumguzzling Dickgobbler 

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.
Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

Dickgobbler 

A person who always has a dick in their mouth
She’s such a dickgobbler
Dickgobbler by K!n-m January 29, 2021

dickgobbler 

a dickgobbler is like dickriding to a next level
alot of bts stans are dickgobbler to the bts
dickgobbler by rated m ac3r January 7, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026