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A fat, filthy co-worker who is as worthless as the handicapped turkey on South Park.
Frank: Hey, this user needs help with their laptop.
Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard.
Frank: You useless Gobbles!
gobbles by JC Costello September 16, 2008
Word used as general greeting or sign of approval, usually followed by the word "durrrr". Origin: South Park, the conversations between Timmy and his severely handicapped turkey 'Gobbles'.
*door opens*

"GOBBLES!"

"DURRRR"

"GOOBLES DURRRR"

"... timmuh..."
gobbles by GobblesDURRR November 6, 2006
Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.
Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.
gobbles by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021
Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles
Gobbles by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

snotty gobbles 

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

snotty gobbles 

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc
The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!