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dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out, only to find there is a smidgen of poo on your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever.
My girlfriend was so hot and horny that she didn't even mind when I had to dobbert all over her bum.
by gingerlovemonkey October 18, 2015
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dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman, and you pull out and see there is a smidgen of poo on the tip of your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever before resuming your fun.
I need to keep cleaning up the mess my husband makes when he needs to dobbert each night. friedman dirty snowball Cleveland steamer Friedman dirty sanchez rusty trombone
by gingerlovemonkey September 11, 2015
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Dobbert

The ship name for the couple Dobby and Robert Pattinson.
Oh are you a dobbert? Oh my gosh yes! I seriously worship their relationship.
by Dobbert is my king January 6, 2021
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Fat dobber

Someone who is a very harsh person. If they where a god they would be thor

However it could also be a term to describe anyone called Cameron.
"Thor that fat dobber!".
"Dobber!".

"Cameron you fat gay dobber."

"Sam you fat dobber."
by Tyler the crank. May 28, 2019
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jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014
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Dibber Dobber

Somebody (often immature, a suck-up to a higher power,a square, or a hyprcrite) who 'tells-on' or 'squeals' on other people for doing something considered 'not right' or 'forbidden'.

'Dibber Dobber' is not an endearing term, and these people are often disliked by others.
Thomas: "Are you guys supposed to be on facebook at work?"
Catherine: "Well, not really but we're only having a quick look"
Thomas: "Well, i'm telling the boss..."
Catherine: "Dibber Dobber!"
by Ramblez July 29, 2011
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dobber

a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.
Get tae fuck ya dobber.
by Iguy July 13, 2004
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