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do0bert

Someone who is adorable,wholesome,makes you smile,perfect,cute and funny. Sometimes shy but vwhen you spend time with them more she will open up her true self
"I'm Finding myself a do0bert"
by do0bee November 24, 2020
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Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.
We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.
by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004
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doobert

a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"
yo man give me a toke of your doobert
by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019
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dogbert

1. A character in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams. He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.
1. Dogbert hates most humans.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.
by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007
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scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"
by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016
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The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.
I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!
by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018
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Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.
Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.
by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022
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