doobert

a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"

yo man give me a toke of your doobert

by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019

Doobert

That friend that hogs the doobie in rotation, meaning he is a Doobie Booby.

Aiden started to hog the bumbaclot doobie, therefore he is a Doobert.

by Smokeys Doom September 25, 2023

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.

Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.

by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016