dmsfl 

Dislocate My Shoulder From Laughing. Which means when you are laughing, you laugh so hard that you dislocate your shoulder.

Man:My dog died yesterday.
Other Dude:DMSFL

dmsfl by Folau111 October 7, 2008

DSFL 

Deep Sea For Life ‘DSFL” is a term used by a Navy Master Divers. It is attained after receiving the title “deep sea” for the rare few that make it a career.

After 25 years of deep sea, that dude is definitely DSFL

DSFL by Firebetty May 8, 2023

Dysflexic

A person who flexes any chance they get, and consider every situation an opportunity to flex.

Dick is so dysflexic, I told him about how my dad died in a car crash the other day then he started telling me about how he hadn’t gotten into a single accident since he got his license.

Dysflexic by JBlade97 January 6, 2019

dysflipsia 

Difficulty forming words using consecutive random letters placed in a Scrabble or Boggle-like grid when various letters are presented upside-down and/or sideways.

She was diagnosed with a severe case of dysflipsia when she failed to find her favorite city "siɹaP" on the Boggle board.

dysflipsia by Nature's Clowns September 22, 2019

dysflexia 

A disorder in which one is unable to effectively flex.

"Hey sorry man this is a no flex zone"
"No, its cool I have dysflexia"
"Oh ok"

dysflexia by flexer123 March 10, 2017

disflambaguap'ed 

a state a person is in when they've been told something so goofy that they implode.

bro was absolutely Disflambaguap'ed.

disflambaguap'ed by Jiggaboo Joe May 21, 2022

Disflexia 

A commonly occurring disease a person has when they believe they are jacked or ripped, and they really aren't. It's usually seen in preteens who try to act tough. Often times, short and skinny guys tend to have this syndrome as seen in the tight "muscle" shirts that they wear. Currently the only cure is their own embarrassment.

1) Yo, look at dude in the tight polo

2) yea, I'd kill that fuck. Must have Disflexia though. I feel bad for him really

Disflexia by Bovice22 October 16, 2009