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A stubby penis popping out of a vagina.
damn that bicht has a fucking dmort
dmort by rap master g February 19, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Slang word for a soft dick, usually after an intercourse or masturbation. Popularized in Eastern Europe by numerous YouTubers.
Man look at his dortug, he definitely wanked!
Dortug by dortug225 February 11, 2022
Related Words
dmort • Dort • Dorte • dorty • Dorthe • demortalix • doortje • Dorthy • Dorting • djort
An infamous neo-nazi in the touhou Fumo fandom, known for being banned from many servers for his ideals.
Wait dort……. Like the racist guy?
Dort by Fomu December 17, 2021

dort highway 

Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.

Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.
Guy 1: Better get my ass to Dort Highway
Guy 2: You're such a man whore
dort highway by Scruffy1 April 23, 2006
a german city located at the edge of the Ruhr-Area,
one hour from the dutch border.

Once famous for it´s beer, nowadays for
it´s soccer team.

And it´s only 2 hours to Amsterdam :-)

(a common sound on a dortmund street:) "BURPS!"
dortmund by Weltregierung April 16, 2007
Dorthea is your best friend. She has an amazing grandma that cooks you food when ever you want. Dorthea super smart and get amazing grades and she is super crafty. (She also LOVES UNICORNS)
Oh my gosh Dorthea! look! there's a unicorn!!
Dorthea by UD123456789101112 February 27, 2017
Dortch has multiple meanings
1. A shit or a fart
2. Another word for “had sex with”
3. Being extremely fucked up
1. “Where’s the bathroom I gotta dortch”
2. “Did u get with Sarah last night” “yeah bro I dortched her”
3. Tommy’s had 15 shots tonight.. he’s so dortched.
Dortch by Rick Lawson December 10, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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