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Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
Related Words
djoda • doodah • doodad • djdalecity • dodad • doodananny • deodat • Djonae • djoua • dodally

doodamag 

doodamag is a word that can be used as any part of speech and a prefix or suffix. It was derived from the word douche bag by IRP although it has no resemblance to the meaning of douche bag. The word itself can be used as nearly everything if not absolutely everything.
Man, the pie was doodamag
You are such a doodamag
All hail the doodamag
You are so doodamag-stupid
Go doodamag yourself
doodamag by eric G August 27, 2004
Djonae- a girl that laughs at her own jokes,(bc shes madd funny)and has a minor addiction to Takis.

And that's on PERIOTTTTT💅
Djonae is not pronounced de-joe-no, it's dee-john-nay🤦
Djonae by Takis4life October 19, 2019
Joker, but with a cooler spelling ( used to imply that the word "Joker" is said with an accent.)
Lawrence: what is up my mahn?
Pete: yo mama😂😅
Lawrence: Pete my mahn yoo are such a djoka

Also Lawrence:* secretly fucks Pete's mom later that night for revenge🤫😂*
djoka by Mazit metal September 17, 2019

Dodalicious 

Greater than fergalicious and delicious and in the eyes of the mighty DODA.
It's dodalicious, my body stays vicious.

Dayummm, dat girl is totally DODALICIOUS def.
Dodalicious by Quandres January 27, 2010
1) An un-namable gadget of some sort, possibly highly technical.
2) Another meaning for father or dad.
Hey, pass me that doodad to your left

Happy doodads day!!!
doodad by Sabz October 24, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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