dizzonk

Horribly bad poker player.

Uttered by Daniel Negreanu while playing online (heads up) against 'DreamClown'

Dreamclown: Rag doll
KidPoker: Dizzonk
...
KidPoker: You are horrible. I'm going to teach my wife to play save me time

by FCP December 30, 2005

dizzank

the dankity dank of the dankest buds

No pal! That shwag is for house moms and children. Let's smoke some dizzank!

by yourtrendswarpu November 28, 2003

dizzork

Old school different way of saying "dork". first coined in the early 90's in Redlands, CA by locals wanting to sound South Central-like. Later he brought it up north to "P Town", (Prunedale), near Salas, and from there it's usage spread throughout the known universe.

"This valley dude from San Jo was trying to pick up on like this HOT cheerleader from Santa Cruz, and he had, like, all this Burger King ketchup and mayonaise dripped down his Simpson's T shirt and green dayglo shorts, and she's all, "go a-Way, dillweed!"
What a DIZZORK!

by mustabeendabeans July 7, 2011

Dizzunk

A brief neologism of being dizzy drunk, or having slam dunk that sh*t to the fullest extent. Not to be confused with the Persian District of Dizzuk.

He went in for the full slam DIZZUNK. Last night I got really, really dizzunk.

by AliG33 November 11, 2019