dizzonk

Horribly bad poker player.

Uttered by Daniel Negreanu while playing online (heads up) against 'DreamClown'

Dreamclown: Rag doll
KidPoker: Dizzonk
...
KidPoker: You are horrible. I'm going to teach my wife to play save me time

dizzonk by FCP December 30, 2005

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dizzank

the dankity dank of the dankest buds

No pal! That shwag is for house moms and children. Let's smoke some dizzank!

dizzank by yourtrendswarpu November 28, 2003

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dizzonk • dizzank • dizzork • Dizzunk

dizzork

Old school different way of saying "dork". first coined in the early 90's in Redlands, CA by locals wanting to sound South Central-like. Later he brought it up north to "P Town", (Prunedale), near Salas, and from there it's usage spread throughout the known universe.

"This valley dude from San Jo was trying to pick up on like this HOT cheerleader from Santa Cruz, and he had, like, all this Burger King ketchup and mayonaise dripped down his Simpson's T shirt and green dayglo shorts, and she's all, "go a-Way, dillweed!"
What a DIZZORK!

dizzork by mustabeendabeans July 7, 2011

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Dizzunk

A brief neologism of being dizzy drunk, or having slam dunk that sh*t to the fullest extent. Not to be confused with the Persian District of Dizzuk.

He went in for the full slam DIZZUNK. Last night I got really, really dizzunk.

Dizzunk by AliG33 November 11, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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