dizzork 

Old school different way of saying "dork". first coined in the early 90's in Redlands, CA by locals wanting to sound South Central-like. Later he brought it up north to "P Town", (Prunedale), near Salas, and from there it's usage spread throughout the known universe.

"This valley dude from San Jo was trying to pick up on like this HOT cheerleader from Santa Cruz, and he had, like, all this Burger King ketchup and mayonaise dripped down his Simpson's T shirt and green dayglo shorts, and she's all, "go a-Way, dillweed!"
What a DIZZORK!

dizzork by mustabeendabeans July 7, 2011

dizzonk

Horribly bad poker player.

Uttered by Daniel Negreanu while playing online (heads up) against 'DreamClown'

Dreamclown: Rag doll
KidPoker: Dizzonk
...
KidPoker: You are horrible. I'm going to teach my wife to play save me time

dizzonk by FCP December 30, 2005

dizzark

dark with izz in the middle

damn it's dizzark tonite!

dizzark by none-ya April 18, 2005