dizock

see schlong or cock or penis or dick or whatever.

Ima use my dizock to slap you

by JIZZBOMB January 20, 2004

Divock Origi

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.

Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.

by lewisj72 June 5, 2019

diyock

Like beyotch, but for a guy.

"Listen up diyock, this is important."

by jzny May 7, 2008

Diock

Big ol' Dick

Damn, you gotta Big Diock!

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Divock

The Greatest footballer alive and has a huge cock.

Damn I love Divock

by PrimeOxlade May 28, 2019

Divocked

To get divocked is to be absolutely destroyed by Divock Okoth Origi

“Wow didn’t Spurs get absolutely divocked?”

by DivockOrigi27 June 9, 2019

Divock

A person whom spends most of their lives doing not a lot but has a tendency to show spectacular results when they're most desperately needed.

- "is it true that Gary is getting fired next week seeing as he's done absolutely fuck all in the time he's been here?"

- "I doubt it, last week he pulled off a Divock and doubled our sales"

"corner taken quickly - ORIGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

by MonsieurTrollio November 4, 2019