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The Greatest footballer alive and has a huge cock.

Damn I love Divock

Divock by PrimeOxlade May 28, 2019

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Divock

A person whom spends most of their lives doing not a lot but has a tendency to show spectacular results when they're most desperately needed.

- "is it true that Gary is getting fired next week seeing as he's done absolutely fuck all in the time he's been here?"

- "I doubt it, last week he pulled off a Divock and doubled our sales"

"corner taken quickly - ORIGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

Divock by MonsieurTrollio November 4, 2019

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Related Words

Divock • Divock Origi • Divocked • Diock • divoc • Dikock • divack • Divocracy • diyock • dizock

Divock Origi

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.

Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.

Divock Origi by lewisj72 June 5, 2019

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Divock Origi

A godlike being who can turn anything into gold.

He is Divock Origi

Divock Origi by Breid2007 December 23, 2021

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diyock

Like beyotch, but for a guy.

"Listen up diyock, this is important."

diyock by jzny May 7, 2008

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Diock

Big ol' Dick

Damn, you gotta Big Diock!

Diock by Anonymous May 5, 2003

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Divocked

To get divocked is to be absolutely destroyed by Divock Okoth Origi

“Wow didn’t Spurs get absolutely divocked?”

Divocked by DivockOrigi27 June 9, 2019

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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