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The Greatest footballer alive and has a huge cock.
Damn I love Divock
Divock by PrimeOxlade May 28, 2019
Words you can keep
A person whom spends most of their lives doing not a lot but has a tendency to show spectacular results when they're most desperately needed.
- "is it true that Gary is getting fired next week seeing as he's done absolutely fuck all in the time he's been here?"

- "I doubt it, last week he pulled off a Divock and doubled our sales"

"corner taken quickly - ORIGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"
Divock by MonsieurTrollio November 4, 2019
Related Words
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Divock Origi 

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.
Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.
Divock Origi by lewisj72 June 5, 2019

Divock Origi 

A godlike being who can turn anything into gold.
Divock Origi by Breid2007 December 23, 2021
Like beyotch, but for a guy.

"Listen up diyock, this is important."
diyock by jzny May 7, 2008
Big ol' Dick
Damn, you gotta Big Diock!
Diock by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Divocked 

To get divocked is to be absolutely destroyed by Divock Okoth Origi
Wow didn’t Spurs get absolutely divocked?”
Divocked by DivockOrigi27 June 9, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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