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totino by ieusuehd June 29, 2021
annoying hoy male who no lifes on discord and is dating mememan (hot) and i am 9 years old
B:bro your a totino!
A:thanks babe
totino by totino- December 9, 2021

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

Totino's Poisoning 

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

Totino's Pizza Rolls 

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.
girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.
Totino's Pizza Rolls by mcclinton February 5, 2017

Totino's Party 

Totino's party is a perfect blend of Totino's pizza rolls and mindless orgy sex typically starting off as a normal pizza party until someone busts out a bag of Totino's pizza rolls and everyone is swept away by the pure pleasure of partaking in pizza rolls.
Greg: yo this pizza party is amazing!
Simone: hey guys, I brought a bag of pizza rolls.
Greg: hell yeah, now it's gonna be a Totino's party
Totino's Party by The Alpaca king August 13, 2018