Totinos

1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.

1. Hey kids, "I've got Totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool."

by tcJohnnyBoner September 16, 2010

Totinoed

The act of getting gang raped by low class Italian guys.

2. I got mugged and Totinoed in the park walking back from my date in little Italy last night.

by tcJohnnyBoner September 16, 2010

totino

a very handsom person who is very hot and is a good friedn to everyon

“hey bro your a totino today!!”

by ieusuehd September 5, 2021

totino

WOW HES SO HOT HES ON DISCORD VERY COOL

you say totino when you tell someone there cool

by ieusuehd June 29, 2021

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

by take a chance babe August 8, 2010

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 28, 2009

Totino's Pizza Rolls

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.

girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.

by mcclinton February 5, 2017