ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".

That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater

ditch eater by Drow696 June 13, 2010

dull as ditchwater 

very boring, or miserable.

old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).

modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.

"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"

"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"

dull as ditchwater by miss moo April 6, 2006

Ditchwater Surprise 

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

Ditchwater Surprise by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016