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ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater
by Drow696 June 13, 2010
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dull as ditchwater

very boring, or miserable.

old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).

modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"

"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
by miss moo April 6, 2006
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Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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