Levy's Distribution 

mathematical algorithm that that creature that you hate, the annoying fly, uses as a flying pattern. unbelievable!
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.

Doug: Levy's Distribution, huh? even here? things are not that random.

Levy's Distribution by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

Cat Distribution System 

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

Cat Distribution System by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat Distribution System 

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

Cat Distribution System by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat Distribution System 

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

]]] there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race [[[

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

Cat Distribution System by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.

John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

Social Capital Distribution by livejoyful August 6, 2018