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Distrack by Naiyar_o65 July 31, 2016
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distractivity
Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010
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Distraction Cake
Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Distraction Cake by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)
Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
distracturbation
the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed
Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
distracturbation by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011
Distractess
Distractess by RobSlob June 13, 2015
Discracktion
The distracting butt crack one sees in public ie. baseball games, church, or even in Target. Typically on a women but can be seen on a man. Not to be mistaken for plumbers butt.
When a women's Discracktion prevents an on looker from focusing on the event. When a women sits on the baseball bench and her butt crack, not her thong, is distrackting the viewers from the game. Frequently happens in churches with open, fold up seats.
Discracktion by Sean Mills January 16, 2009
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
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