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dissguise 

Used when a person puts down (disses) someone or a group of people subtly (in "disguise") with hidden meaning, either intentionally, or unbeknownst to themselves.
"Hey, why don't you come to my awesome party? I've invited all of our friends."
"That's nice. Have you invited other people aside from our circle of friends? Like say, any hot chicks?"
"Woah that's a dissguise if I ever saw one!"
dissguise by Nulltros February 13, 2010
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poor disguised troll

For instance when a little guy named Dennis R. says ccccccccccccccccccancer all the time when infact he is the cancer walking among us that's a poor disguised troll.
poor disguised troll by lil dddddd October 9, 2013

dicks in disguise 

When a man pretends to be a woman.
On omegle.com

Stranger 1: M/F
Stranger 2: Dude you do know that the only females on here are dicks in disguise.
dicks in disguise by joe coronado November 26, 2013

werey dey disguise 

The act of camouflaging or appearing or speaking out in contrary to what you really mean or do
It is mainly used in Western Nigeria
He was sleeping and he pretended he was reading...werey dey disguise

Erica said she is not a clout chaser,werey dey disguise
werey dey disguise by VOIB October 16, 2020

blessing in disguise 

a problem that becomes a benefit or advantage
The rainstorm was a blessing in disguise. It stopped the fire.

Disguised Toast 

A Twitch streamer known for being good at Hearthstone and Teamfight Tactics. Part of OfflineTV, an Asian streamer house.
Damn, isn't Disguised Toast thicc?
Disguised Toast by OhTheTruthHurts August 31, 2019

Puppets in Disguise 

When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.
Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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