disophony 

A lengthy aural abbrasion

that shit goose DJ's set was a fuckin' disophony

disophony by Damien Blomeley December 14, 2008

dinophone

A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.

Hey can you email me that pic? The file is too big to open with my dinophone

dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010

Disphone 

To remove someone from your cell phone contacts for any reason.

After the 8th text message from Joe letting me know that he had left me a voice mail I decided to disphone him.

Disphone by seeyoutayter June 13, 2011

Disphoning 

Removing someone from your phone contacts

After Joe sent me the eighth text letting me know that he had left me a voice mail I decided the best course of action was disphoning him.

Disphoning by seeyoutayter June 12, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019