diseased vagina

Diseased vagina:

A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.

Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...

diseased vagina by The mucker October 13, 2016

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vaginal disease

a disease of the vagina

vaginal disease by Anonymous November 9, 2003

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Vaginal Ranney Disease

the vaginal ranney disease, if come in contact with, will turn your sexual organs, into lobster eggs, that are filled with pus, and reeks of a very foul odor. in some forms of the disease, it causes your sexual organs to grow thorns, and leak pyroclastic material, from that of a volcanoe. and sometimes, in very rare cases, it shortens life span.

very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.

hmm...damnit, i have the vaginal ranney disease! it is real!

Vaginal Ranney Disease by thewatermoccasin June 16, 2010

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Vaginal Shyness Disease

A male of the homosexual preference.

Please do not call me a faggot or a gay. The proper vernacular is that I have Vaginal Shyness Disease, or VSD.

Vaginal Shyness Disease by RockStarWooty May 14, 2011

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Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease

The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below) quickly gets infected and the disease quickly spreads to the brain giving the mind assets of a "Vagina Decliner."

(*)The male vagina forms when the male who once was thought of to have balls but now is known that he doesnt. Most occurances are diagnosed when a male wont talk to the girl on the heater.

This disease cannot be infected into shemales.
But can be caught by people who are incredibly close to the line of homosexuality.

Lynn: Natalie is on the heater Zach. Go sit by her.
Zach: im trying to pay attention in class douche.
David: come on you pussy go by her.
Zach:No ass hole.
Brett: Man, you must have been infected the Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease"

Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease by David the Native February 13, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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