Discracked

When someone gets distracted or focused on something for a very long time after smoking crack (meth).

Nicky : If I’m late to your cards night it’s coz I’m discracked.

Jess :I need to clean my kitchen!
Jan: well put your phone down coz you will get discracked and hate your self in the morning.

by janodis December 1, 2017

Discracktion

The distracting butt crack one sees in public ie. baseball games, church, or even in Target. Typically on a women but can be seen on a man. Not to be mistaken for plumbers butt.

When a women's Discracktion prevents an on looker from focusing on the event. When a women sits on the baseball bench and her butt crack, not her thong, is distrackting the viewers from the game. Frequently happens in churches with open, fold up seats.

by Sean Mills January 16, 2009

distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

distracted

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Disgraced 18

A pornographic website featuring videos of 18 year old women engaging in unspeakable acts of bondage and humiliation.

"Dude I was on disgraced 18 last night and they fucked this chick with a popsicle."

"You need to get out more."

by koosdelaray March 25, 2010

Discrackted

1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.

I'm sorry I'm late; I got discrackted on the computer rearranging my icons on the desktop.

by ken.mccune June 21, 2008