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The surgical performance of reaching into someone's asshole and removing their shit with your own hands.

"The Doctor started to discompact Johnny as he put his hand in up his ass and removed the poop causing constipation."

discompact by TrippinForDays June 26, 2017

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DISCOMPACT

Just to be compact

I'm trying for weeks to DISCOMPACT my style.

DISCOMPACT by Rodrigo .J May 1, 2018

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discomjackulated

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

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Discopictuated

The act of being angry with ones actions.

I am very discopictuated with my grade right now!

Discopictuated by Caroandbeej November 7, 2012

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discombuctulation

Exavating the locomotion of the air by defying the laws of Jesus by using the energizer battery to slap yourself

Why did you slap yourself. You discombuctulation.

discombuctulation by Joey Da Kangaroo May 16, 2018

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Discompare

When you compare people or items separately in their own versions.

I discompared these two people I knew for my own non-bias opinion, to fully understand who they are as individuals.

Discompare by Jsgmk January 2, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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