disaster.com 

when your whole life has gone to shit.

"Last night was disaster.com"

disaster.com by tess April 23, 2006

Disastereomer 

A pun combining the chemistry term Diastereomer and disaster;it is used to describe a person with excessive knowledge in chemistry. A chemistry know-it-all.

"I hear your friend aced that chem exam; for all intensive purposes he's a total disastereomer."

Disastereomer by Scomandy Van Shlervin March 8, 2009

disastercore 

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.

jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!

disastercore by the baker queen December 23, 2011