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disapress

Now I feel disapressed. I'm very disapressed about my job. You shouldn't get so disapressed about life.
by Scorpio 13 December 8, 2016
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Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
by Sargonnas January 4, 2018
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Disaresta

Ein: "This is the will of the Gods....Disaresta!"
by Chyren September 10, 2006
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Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)
Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.
by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011
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dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
by anailyak June 16, 2016
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Despresso

Despresso is a mix of depression and espresso.

Typically, used when someone is depressed, they drink more coffee, they are despresso.
How was your day?

Idk, man, I was despresso today.
by Imactuallyadustblob February 23, 2023
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dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016
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