disabusement 

<noun>

The act or process of correcting someone's false belief, often through punishment, often administered through sexual sadomasochism, and often culminating in sexual intercourse.

That disabusement was fun!

disabusement by Cohen212 December 4, 2021

Trojan Horse Disbursement 

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.

George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

Trojan Horse Disbursement by Stathara February 25, 2011

disbursement 

A large amount of money given to irresponsible college students that have too much financial aid. Supposed to be used for outside-college expenses, but instead is used to buy expensive things that said college student doesn't necessarily need.

It's disbursement day! Buy ALL THE THINGS!
I think I'll use my disbursement as a down payment on a sensible car.

disbursement by fhadso January 21, 2013

Disablementatistism

The act of disabling or powering off something permanently.

I swear to god, I will commit disablementatistism on that femboy later.

Disablementatistism by Raythe3rd February 14, 2023

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) 

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020