dirty woo

The act of sleeping on cum-covered pillowcases

Last night my roommate spunked all over my pillowcases. I just pulled a dirty woo and slept right on them

by gRlt March 21, 2019

dirty woodhouse

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

dirty woodruff

A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids

Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff

by Filthycaptianwooy December 4, 2018

dirty wookie

The sexual act of licking a hairy butthole, that has not been cleaned.

That girl was so hot I didn't mind giving her a dirty wookie.

by TheMyth27 July 10, 2017

Dirty Wookie

When you are performing oral sex on your partners anus and you make noises while you are spreading the cheeks as if you were a wookie like chewbaka from Star Wars.

I was totally eating her ass while we were watching Star Wars and I gave her a dirty wookie.

by LoosedMushroom7 January 17, 2018

dirty woodchuck

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.

You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!

by WookieWet May 25, 2021