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dirty slipper

This happens when when you hook up with a girl at her house or apartment. After sexy time, you take dump in one of her slippers. The next morning when she puts on her slippers, you yell, "DIRTY SLIPPER!" and smack her in the face, then run out of the house screaming and laughing.
"Dude, I gave Jen the dirty slipper lat night!"
"Wow man, that's pretty damn gross."
by steve-n-craig January 21, 2014
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Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
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Dirty Little Slapper

Rachel is a dirty little slapper. She’ll sleep with anyone.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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dirtslippers

A coating of dirt that welfare children get on the bottoms of their feet. Usually because mom doesn't believe in cleaning the house.
When I walked into that trailer all 10 of that bitch's kids had dirtslippers
by dirtyd79 April 17, 2006
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