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dirty pelican 

So you're having sex on the beach and you slide your cock out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.
"wow baby you know what would be really hot?"
"uhhh what?"
"if i could give you a dirty pelican"
"ok!"
dirty pelican by k a t e May 15, 2005

Dirty Pelayo 

A dirty Pelayo is a practice used by many white men where they dress and act like an alcoholic gentleman from the 1920's in order to attract women with daddy issues. This practice is used exclusively to attract Latina girls, which make it extremely risky to use, as they can result in a Crazy Latina incident.
-Dude un gonna Smash that Puerto Rican girl for sure, I'm gonna pull the good ol' Dirty Pelayo on her
-Ok but be aware dude, we can't afford another crazy Latina incident like last year's
Dirty Pelayo by AsteroidBussy69 August 24, 2021

dirty pelican 

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.
Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!
dirty pelican by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003

dirty pellican 

Your fucking a chick from behind while on the beach, you pull it out and drag it in the sand and then jam it back in!
Dude, did you fuck that chick on the beach last night? Yea, I gave her a dirty pellican!
dirty pellican by Dick Durgler September 10, 2009

Dirty pelosi 

When your husband kicks out his gay lover after husband gets an ass full of cum, saving it for his wife to lick him clean before he drinks a Bloody Mary from nancy’s pussy
Nancy just gave her husband a dirty pelosi .
Dirty pelosi by Ruggedman665 October 30, 2023

Dirty Pelle

A person who is far from sexually active and has been single all their life, yet still manages to pull off the act of getting in a healthy long relationship that everyone wish to have at some point in their life.

The worst part is that you can't even hate them for it.
Do you remember my brother? He has pulled off a Dirty Pelle and nobody knows about it.
Dirty Pelle by TexanCat February 10, 2026