dirty mouse 

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.

Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"

dirty mouse by SnEEky Muslim January 20, 2016

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap 

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

Dirty moose 

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.

My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose

Dirty moose by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

dirty moose knuckle 

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

dirty moose knuckle by Anggelos April 7, 2015

Dirty moose 

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.

The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton

Dirty moose by madferret2584 May 16, 2020

Dirty Mauser 

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.

Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!

Dirty Mauser by iPlowser July 15, 2020