When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”
That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again
When your boyfriend slips it into your asshole, and then he takes it out and his dick is green, so now you gotta understand that pain for the first time and live through the trauma.
Shit nigga! I almost gave you a Dirty Melinah, don't try to put it in my butt again!