The sexual act where a man coats his dick with grape kool-aid powder, and commences to have sex with his female partner. Then drinks the combination of semen, Kool-aid, and vaginal liquids, known as "dirty mayfield."
Logan: I totally gave Montana the Dirty Mayfield last night!! YEAA!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).