when your preforming anal sex and you pull your dick out to see a gapping asshole. You then spit in it and then suck your spit out as the asshole is tighten up.
marc put his dick in a white girls ass then spit in it and sucked it out. The DirtyMarc
When a man sticks his whole fist inside a womens ass hole then the women shits outs her ass. Then the man jacks off with his poopy hand. Then when the man cums onto the womens vagina. And then the man punches the vagina
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Only for the busty babes of the world. Get your guy on a chair, and climb aboard so your boobs are at mouth level. Sitting on top of him like this gives him perfect tongue access to those beauties of yours. Offer them to him like the bounteous gift they are. Run a nipple across his lips, then let him lick or suck as you bounce slowly up and down. And if you're packing enough boobage to do it, some guys go crazy if you join them in the sucking.
She put him in a chair and gave him a Dirty Marcie. She gave that kitten warm milk and sent him to bed.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.