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dirty krissy 

With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.

The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.

At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".

The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!

dirty krissey 

A short French half breed that has a cunty look on her face 27/7. Enjoys making boys cry after intercourse
She sure pulled a dirty krissey... Cunt
dirty krissey by IcedArcade May 29, 2019

Dirty Kriss 

Old men kissing in a dark bathtub as 3 teenagers watch and take notes.
"YOOOO guess what I just did!!!"
"WHAT?"
"I just did a dirty kriss with my great great grand-dad"

"YOO WHAT YOUR FUCKED UP"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016