dirty kristy 

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

dirty kristy by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

Dirty Kristy 

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

Dirty Kristy by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

Dirty Kristy 

Closet Cougar who prays on young men!

Had a Dirty Kristy last nite

Dirty Kristy by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

Dirty Kristy by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

dirty kristen by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

dirty kirsty 

When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.

Wow, she just got Dirty Kirsty'd.

dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020