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dirty krissy 

With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.

The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.

At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".

The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
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dirty kristy 

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

Dirty Kristy 

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.
Dirty Kristy by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

dirty krispy kreme 

where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. He then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his dick, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells "MORE CREAM PLEASE!" and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.
Dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if I wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!

Dirty Kristy 

Closet Cougar who prays on young men!
Dirty Kristy by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021

dirty krissey 

A short French half breed that has a cunty look on her face 27/7. Enjoys making boys cry after intercourse
She sure pulled a dirty krissey... Cunt
dirty krissey by IcedArcade May 29, 2019

Dirty Kriss 

Old men kissing in a dark bathtub as 3 teenagers watch and take notes.
"YOOOO guess what I just did!!!"
"WHAT?"
"I just did a dirty kriss with my great great grand-dad"

"YOO WHAT YOUR FUCKED UP"