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dirty jolie 

she was acting like a dirty jolie last night
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Dirty Jolene

A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.
Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.
Dirty Jolene by TacoPuss69 April 1, 2020

Dirty Jodie 

The act of having a banana up your ass while bouncing up and down watching gay porn then having your partner eat it.
She was doing a dirty Jodie last night
Dirty Jodie by Dfgoon June 6, 2020

dirty joie 

A dirty joie is when you are walking to your closet and your little sister is laying on her bed beside it. Seeing you are in a vulnerable state with your back turned to her she sticks her crusty, dirty, fungus filled, cinderella step-sister lookin' toes up ur ass. The dirty is the poop that is now on her toes.
Omg stop being a dirty joie I just want to get my clothes out of the closet.

Dirty Joli 

A dirty Joli is when you put an ice cream (with specific kind of sprinklers) cone on somewones genitalia at 3:30 AM.
"Hey man, you don't seem well lately, is Marie giving you the Dirty Joli again?"
"Yeah man, she always does, and she never puts the chocolate sprinkles in"
Dirty Joli by Kill_yourself_lol September 9, 2021

Dirty Jodie 

when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
Dirty Jodie by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021

Dirty jolene

The act of shitting in your hands then slapping someone across the side of their face from behind
I just give that guy a dirty jolene
Dirty jolene by Yeet the boys September 23, 2021
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