dirty jolie
dirty jolie by uno dos tres she a whore April 14, 2020
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Dirty Jolene
A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.
Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.
Dirty Jolene by TacoPuss69 April 1, 2020
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Dirty Jodie
The act of having a banana up your ass while bouncing up and down watching gay porn then having your partner eat it.
Dirty Jodie by Dfgoon June 6, 2020
dirty joie
A dirty joie is when you are walking to your closet and your little sister is laying on her bed beside it. Seeing you are in a vulnerable state with your back turned to her she sticks her crusty, dirty, fungus filled, cinderella step-sister lookin' toes up ur ass. The dirty is the poop that is now on her toes.
dirty joie by stupidfatbitchlookingass April 20, 2020
Dirty Joli
A dirty Joli is when you put an ice cream (with specific kind of sprinklers) cone on somewones genitalia at 3:30 AM.
"Hey man, you don't seem well lately, is Marie giving you the Dirty Joli again?"
"Yeah man, she always does, and she never puts the chocolate sprinkles in"
"Yeah man, she always does, and she never puts the chocolate sprinkles in"
Dirty Joli by Kill_yourself_lol September 9, 2021
Dirty Jodie
when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
Dirty Jodie by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021
Dirty jolene
Dirty jolene by Yeet the boys September 23, 2021
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