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Dirty Johanna

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.
Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.
by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021
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Dirty Joanne

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.
The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!
by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019
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Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020
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Dirty joanne

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s
by Dirtyjoanne1234 June 5, 2020
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dirty joanne

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.
damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!
by Chris Kline and Billy Jones September 23, 2007
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Dirty Johann

When someone is very loud and dumb in class.
Man you are acting like a dirty Johann
by Ukwnusr October 22, 2020
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