Dirty Horse

A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.

Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.

John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!

Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.

John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...

by O and L April 8, 2011

Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.

Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!

by bendover right now ho May 5, 2008

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

Dirty Horseshoe

When a male inserts both his pointer finger and pinky finger into a females anus, then takes the pointer finger and inserts it into the females vagina while neighing to mimic a horse.

“Hey did you hear what Frank did last night” “Yeah he gave a hooker a dirty horseshoe”

by bham69420 December 26, 2022

Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017