dirty hair

1.(noun) Figure of speech. Possession of rank, rancid, greasy and unwholesome hairs covering many areas of the body. One inflicted with this condition may take on the appearance of basil (dog) bathing in dogshit.
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders

Simon you have 'dirty hair'

dirty hair by Oliver and Basil September 30, 2004

Dirty Gooch Hair 

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair

Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)

Dirty Gooch Hair by Shankmasta November 26, 2006

National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty

On November 30, tell your boyfriend his hair looks dirty and smells like caca

Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day

National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty by stellarlemar November 30, 2021

Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!

Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

Dirty Hairy by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks

When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.

Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks by Yipyipyip1234 May 22, 2022

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

Dirty Hairy by GMPinc June 27, 2009