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Dirty Elise 

A women who loves triple penetration, she'll suck cock like its going out of business as long as she's got 2 dildo's of other cocks stuffed up her
She's such a dirty elise, literally full of cock anywhere she can fit one.
Dirty Elise by Happyhonesty March 30, 2020

Dirty Elise 

A girl that loves huge dicks in her ass, she’ll rather have a Mandingo up her arse than eat or sleep. A dirty Elise never has an ass hole which is a normal size, you could probably shove lamps up there
Her asshole was huge.. what a dirty Elise
Dirty Elise by Poopoowilly April 14, 2020

Dirty Elise 

When A guy sticks his balls in his grandma, grabs a shotgun, then blows his dick, and his grandma's head off.
"My grandson is going to give me a dirty Elise tonight!"
Dirty Elise by Big balled buster December 23, 2023

Dirty Elise 

A lovely big busty woman who has brown curly hair and green eyes, likes all holes filled, the mouth, the arse, the pussy, sometimes the ears. Her gaping pussy makes it very easy to get in and out of, the canal so deep it can fit several men inside, or dildos. It can get dripping wet that you'll think you're going on a water slide. She loves the kinky shit, most of BDSM, she'll get down on her knees for a whipping, she's a very naughty girl and has a praise kink and will practically do anything for you. Want to shut her up, just stuff her mouth with that fat dick. She can go pounding all night long and will beg you to make her squirt. She won't stay with anyone who doesn't know how to pleasure her, but she's a very dirty girl so will anything, all the man is required to do is make her orgasm and squirt. Bend her over and shove it in her arse and go to town with her she will love that.
Oh look it',s Dirty Elise which means she will do anything sexually for you.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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