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Dirty Earl 

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?
Dirty Earl by ner121 June 15, 2020
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Dirty Earl 

A sexual act that takes place when a man has sex with a woman doggy style. Mid-coitus, he slides two thumbs into her anus and places a hand on either side of her face, giving her two sideburns.
Last night Jo Ellen said she wanted to mix things up, so I surprised her with a Dirty Earl.
Dirty Earl by CunningLinguist88 December 26, 2020

Dirty Earl 

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
Dirty Earl by ner121 June 15, 2020

dirty earl 

When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
dirty earl by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014

Dirty Earl 

After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
Dirty Earl by Bull Titan August 19, 2021

dirty earl gray

taking a loose dump & droping your balls into the soup & tea baggen your girl this is usually reserved for old guys with a nut job.
after hitting the head my balls were cold so warmed them the best way i knew how i gave my girl a Dirty Earl Gray.

Dirty soggy earl 

When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance
Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u
Dirty soggy earl by Cucf June 29, 2021
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