by ner121 June 15, 2020
A sexual act that takes place when a man has sex with a woman doggy style. Mid-coitus, he slides two thumbs into her anus and places a hand on either side of her face, giving her two sideburns.
by CunningLinguist88 December 26, 2020
ex. How did you get that black eye?
I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
by ner121 June 15, 2020
taking a loose dump & droping your balls into the soup & tea baggen your girl this is usually reserved for old guys with a nut job.
after hitting the head my balls were cold so warmed them the best way i knew how i gave my girl a Dirty Earl Gray.
by Fat Scarry Basstard March 7, 2009
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 19, 2014
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
by Bull Titan August 20, 2021
When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance
by Cucf June 29, 2021